Texas Motor Speedway
We promise they won’t laugh at you (hard) when you drive up in your Honda.
You can bring your camper over now. Hopefully they won’t be practicing at night.
We’ll tell you who’s still featuring the glimmering lights. And to help you move on, we’re going to call them “Valentine’s Lights”.
Or you could go see chicks dance around almost naked to classical music. Choice just got easier, huh?
Texas Motor Speedway will come alive with burnt rubber…and bushy eyebrows.
Go ahead and ask him if his right blinker even works.
Get your mind out of the pit stop
If you salivated over the hot rods in “American Graffiti”, you’ll love this.
Get in on this now: it all wraps-up tomorrow. There’s the usual racing and autograph sessions. It’s cool when a driver autographs one of their own tires for you. Until they realize it’s been ripped […]
The 1.5 miles of banked pavement will come alive! Well, that’s for the drivers. You’ll be sitting pretty in the stands with a beer in one hand…and nachos in the other. Niiice.
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