Back in the days when they used something called “film.”
If you run into Dave and he asks who you are, please don’t answer, “I’m Rick James, b**ch!” You’ll look anything but cool.
Here’s a start: it features a hit rooster. Click here for more.
The festival starts at 1:00pm. It’s supposed to be in the upper-90’s. The beer will be flowing heavily. Not to sound like your Mom…but HYDRATE!
Back when we didn’t get why the name “One-Eyed Willy” was so funny.
Don’t look at us if you need a DJ.
They may look like Smurfs that survived a major nuclear power accident, but they’re still damn good.
Thank GOD they didn’t name it simply “Buddy.” People might have confused it with that hideous Rene Russo/gorilla movie.
Don’t worry. No kidnapping is involved.
Their 300,000 twinkling lights will make yours look wimpy.