New Year’s Eve
The amount of hairspray in the air will be stifling.
We don’t suggest cheating on your significant other by kissing one of these dudes at midnight. The probability of getting caught is much higher.
Man…we haven’t been down there since we were kicked out for staring at Carrie McClure from “Good Morning Texas.”
Yay! We can FINALLY change out our One Direction calendar tomorrow!
There’s no shame in admitting you rather do this on New Year’s Eve than be passed out in the back alley of a Dallas suburb.
You need to check out what they have going on. The “Human Ball Drop” sold it for us!
You can finally wear that “Phantom of the Opera” mask you put in storage back in 1989.
Expect this to be a 180-degree polar opposite of a quiet NYE at home.
AC/DC, Journey and Bon Jovi better watch their backs.
Important detail: this is very different compared to the swingin’ parties they had in the early ’70s.