Be warned: you will get smacked if you yell out, “I’ve been there!”
You’re not going to want to bring the kids to this circus.
Where they take a bleeding heart seriously.
“The battery on my cell phone was dead, so I didn’t have a calendar to look at” excuse can only sustain you for so long.
See what you need to get your Mavericks’ fan for Valentine’s Day. And sorry ladies, it’s not Dirk.
Don’t complain: remember that Biology 101 homework?
For those who think living in a prison doesn’t sound all that bad.
Everything sounds perfect! Except the walking.
There’s a Singles Party at the Granada…and it’s BEFORE Valentine’s Day. Now THAT’S optimistic!
Because one day of celebrating just isn’t enough.
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