Just cover up those butterfly tattoos. It confuses the insects.
We’re just excited to have food that’s not prepared quickly and wrapped in wax paper.
We’re not sure we’ll be able to survive this blissful rock overload…
We can nearly guarantee there will be no Russell Crowe-type controversy regarding the way these performers sing.
Want a little piece of heaven? Try the Ballard Street Cafe’s chocolate cream pie. You’ll be singing spirituals before the last bite.
Lace us up in a straightjacket, baby: we are SO ready for Margarita Madness!
And you thought you’d be able to get through the day without the “Dawson’s Creek” theme song in your head.
Let’s just say your belly will be very happy before you hit the ghost hunting trail.
Make those reservations now! Admit it: those wax paper-wrapped burgers are getting a little old.
We dare you: impersonate the impersonator who’s impersonating Eddie Van Halen.