We make it sound so proper. Who are we kidding. The Mavs are going to beat the Cavs DOWN.
“So Long, Farewell”. The musical equivalent of sausage: it’s so good…but stays with you all day.
The Stars have lost 6 games in a row. It’s a moral imperative that you go and cheer them on. Or maybe just cheer them up.
Feel free to blame us if you’re humming Carly Simon for the rest of the day.
Let’s put it this way: you can enjoy this particular item blindfolded. Curious? Click here. Perv.
Click here to see why this is great…and small.
It’s cool if you laugh AT her, too. She can handle it.
We’re not sure what the hell these things are…but if they keep the kids occupied for 96 minutes, we’re all over it.
You bet your genuine Captain America alloy model replica shield we’re going.
With 5 different high west cocktails (and then some), who cares what’s for dessert?!