So the Dallas Cowboys lost.. At least they are still 6-2!
Dude, Corey Feldman is going to be there! It’ll be everything we can do NOT to quote from “The Goonies” and “The Lost Boys.”
And with a 5-1 record, the Cowboys have actually EARNED “Headliner Status!”
The Dallas Cowboys are 5-1!
Relive the Dallas Cowboys win over the Houston Texans!
This is a “dress rehearsal”, Cowboys. It’s cool if you want to get all of those losses out of the way now.
They’ll have live coverage from the “War Room” with Jerry Jones! Why do we have visions of “Dr. Strangelove”?
Of course the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders will be there. They’re like the icing on the Cowboys’ cake!
It’s never bad to suck-up to the police.
What cologne do guitarists wear? Axe! That joke sounded better when our 4 year-old niece told it.