This is a “dress rehearsal”, Cowboys. It’s cool if you want to get all of those losses out of the way now.
They’ll have live coverage from the “War Room” with Jerry Jones! Why do we have visions of “Dr. Strangelove”?
Of course the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders will be there. They’re like the icing on the Cowboys’ cake!
It’s never bad to suck-up to the police.
What cologne do guitarists wear? Axe! That joke sounded better when our 4 year-old niece told it.
Unfortunately, your t-shirt with the silkscreen tux picture on the front won’t cut it.
The moral to this story: don’t tick off elves or snowmen.
Making women swoon…and guys envious…for 22 years.
Meh. The Cowboys won yesterday. Guess they deserve a good tip.
Because dogs will put up with their Halloween costumes for you.