Jack’s teeth looked just like Bette Midler’s in this film before he got braces.
If Sister Christian still can’t find Mr. Right, there’s always Match.com.
And that’s “X-C-X”…not “10-100-10″. Don’t look like a dork. Like we kind of did recently.
How cool is this: an afternoon concert! We might get a little saucy and catch another one on Saturday night…
You don’t like them? Well, your opinion don’t mean spit.
A.K.A.: two of the best Led Zeppelin and Black Crowes tribute bands around.
The concerts are only a day apart! They could actually “high five” each other at DFW Airport…
And if you have the chicken pox, don’t be all witty and show up to the concert.
Were you the one who had that ASIA dragon airbrushed on the side of your van back in 1982?
You can be our “Teenage Dream” anytime, Katy. Yeah…that didn’t sound creepy.