New cars are starting to come without a CD players! Ten years ago, the idea of not having one in every vehicle was unthinkable!
You know what they say: if you can’t stand the heat, get out of Texas.
Make sure your car is in good working order. It would suck (and be kind of ironic) if you broke down on your way to this thing.
If your girlfriend wants to go to this thing, and you don’t have any kids, it’s probably time to have a chat.
It’s just like riding a bike! But without the danger of being taken out by a car.
If it doesn’t roar louder than a jet engine, or spew an enormous amount of exhaust…you won’t find it here.
Wonder what Gary thinks about electric cars?
If you’ve got gasoline in your veins…uh…how are you still alive?
Insert your own “hump day” jokes here.
This brings back memories of that amazing girl with the little red Corvette…