Love thy neighbor by hoisting him above thyself. (Photo by Ned Dishman/Getty Images)

Ned Flanders Has Inspired A Metal Band Called Okilly Dokilly

…do you have to say “Hidey ho there, neighbor” in the mosh pit?


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The Yardbirds Are In Town Tonight

If there ever was a classic rock conception, this group was it.


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Relive The Days Of ’80s Electric Pop With The Pet Shop Boys

It’s fair to say they’re probably “Pet Shop Men” at this point.


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Gilbert Gottfried Is Flying Into Town Next Month

What is it with Gilbert and playing birds? The AFLAC duck…Iago the parrot in “Aladdin”. Wonder if he considers eating chicken cannibalism…


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WOW: Dita Von Teese And Skid Row Are Coming To Town

Unfortunately, they’re not doing a performance together. But we’re pretty sure that if they did, it would be bigger than Woodstock.


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The 2nd Annual Mudbug Bash 2014: We’ve Got A Deal For You

Click here to get it! And you’re TOTALLY lazy if you think we’re going to rip them apart for you.


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See “Patriot Games” On The Big Screen

Do your Jack Ryan homework before Chris “Captain Kirk” Pine takes over the role this Friday.


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Styx Is Coming To Town Saturday Night, Babe

“Mr. Roboto”: kind of like having liver for dinner. You either love it…or you hate it.


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The AT&T Cotton Bowl Classic Is Tomorrow Night

The Oklahoma State Cowboys are one of the teams playing. Insert your own “…at least one Cowboys team can win in Cowboys Stadium…” joke here…


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Spend The First Night Of The New Year With Train

Or was last night the first night of the new year? Meh…who cares. It’s another excuse to party!