American Airlines Center
Take a trip and see it. Just not THAT kind of trip.
That rhyme sounded better in our head.
We make it sound so proper. Who are we kidding. The Mavs are going to beat the Cavs DOWN.
Funny: your Spring Break fun happens when the kids are having fun.
Because the color green is a HECK of a lot better than the color white.
We haven’t been this excited to see Christine McVie since we first saw the “Hold Me” video.
The Stars have lost 6 games in a row. It’s a moral imperative that you go and cheer them on. Or maybe just cheer them up.
If anyone can track down a Jacktivity that combines beer and this marvelous holiday…it’s us. Click here.
We used to love it when they’d play the 6-minute version of “Come Sail Away” at school dances. Unless the person we were dancing with was unattractive.
Thank GOD they’re not actual raptors. Even Dirk can’t beat one of those scary things down.