American Airlines Center
With names like “Ritchee Ratchett” and “Ginger Roxxx”, you’re either seeing a metal tribute band…or an adult stage show.
This makes us sad at first: when we think of Mickey Rourke’s character in “The Wrestler”. Then we think about how they fight each other. And that makes us happy.
Whatever you do, fake that you think it’s fake.
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. We’re SO happy she shortened that.
We’re still waiting for her to wear a dress fashioned out of barbeque brisket.
Just don’t take us out on a 3-hour tour. That never turns out well.
Admit it. Other than Freddie, no one can front Queen better than Adam.
Spend your Monday night loving the Lone Star State.
For those who think we prefer one Metroplex zoo over another, see below Jacktivity.
Part of the good: we mailed him a “Get Well” card!