OK…so they have a sweet deal going on. It’s still a gift!
Dirk’s our hero! He’s got an amazing tailor, too: that dude needs a LONG cape.
We scoured the deep recesses of the Dallas music scene to find these… Just kidding. We used the Internet.
After all the money you’ve spent on beads and Valentine’s Day gifts, you NEED this deal.
John Schneider and Tom Wopat under the same roof! Throw in Catherine Bach in a bikini, and our heads might explode.
It’s perfectly legal.
Boy, do we have a list of places that are throwing parties. Because what good is asking for forgiveness, when you don’t sin a little?
Dude. We told you that using all of those hair products would eventually hurt your esophagus!
Technically more than that if you include the cold cuts.
Nine Best Picture nominees to watch: and that’s just ONE of the categories. Better get crackin’!