Jack’s Ten Commandments

Jack's Ten Commandments
Jack's Ten Commandments
Take a looksy at Jack's Ten Commandments. Believers or not we're sure our "God" has a sense of humor.
One! One Commandment...ah...ah...ah
One! One Commandment...ah...ah...ah
Do not worship any other Gods. God doesn't want to share you.
Two! Two Commandments...ah...ah...ah
Two! Two Commandments...ah...ah...ah
Um, God doesn't care how much sex Baal (Fertility God) let's you have. You're stuck with the big guy.
Three! Three Commandments...ah...ah...ah
Three! Three Commandments...ah...ah...ah
Stop using OMG!
Four! Four Commandments...ah...ah...ah
Four! Four Commandments...ah...ah...ah
Just chill on Sundays already! Stop doing yard work at 7am on Sunday mornings and waking up the whole neighborhood! Honestly!
Five! Five Commandments...ah...ah...ah
Five! Five Commandments...ah...ah...ah
Be good to your momma and daddy. They brought you into this world and they can take you out!
Six! Six Commandments...ah...ah...ah
Six! Six Commandments...ah...ah...ah
Don't kill anyone, bro!
Seven! Seven Commandments...ah...ah...ah
Seven! Seven Commandments...ah...ah...ah
God doesn't care how good Steve is in the sack! Don't cheat on your spouse!
Eight! Eight Commandments...ah...ah...ah
Eight! Eight Commandments...ah...ah...ah
Don't steal any sh*t!
Nine! Nine Commandments...ah...ah...ah
Nine! Nine Commandments...ah...ah...ah
Don't talk sh*t on anybody! We know this is a hard one but loose lips sinks ships and secrets don't make friends.
Ten! Ten Commandments...ah...ah...ah
Ten! Ten Commandments...ah...ah...ah
Don't ogle your neighbor's wife's booty or anything else of his. Get your own! You can't always get what you want.
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