If you’re scrambling for a last-minute gift for Mother’s Day, scramble no longer. KFC and the Colonel have got your back.
The fast food chain has released a 96 page romance novel, centered around Colonel Sanders himself, titled Tender Wings of Desire.
This is not a drill, y’all.
The book is available for FREE on Amazon, and currently sits with a four out of five stars rating. Some reviews call it “deliciously crisp writing” with “free-range love,” although not all have been thrilled with Tender Wings. One particularly harsh review said, “The Colonel didn’t satisfy me.”