“If anything, I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought, “Nah, forget it.” – “Yo, home to Bel-Air.” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie, “Yo home smell ya later.”
After police in southern England stopped a taxi driver for speeding, he blamed the passenger’s nasty farts for going over the speed limit.
Unfortunately, for him, the Dorset Traffic Police buy his excuse and awarded him a $135 ticket, plus posted the story on their facebook page with the hashtag #NiceTryDidntWork