If you can’t eat a vegetable dish unless there’s some form of bacon in it, then THIS event has your name written all over it!
It has OUR name written all over it, but we’ll share the naming rights.
The Annual Bacon Tour, celebrating National Bacon Day, is happening NEXT weekend at Garden Cafe in Dallas!
This porky party will include bacon-infused Bloody Marys, bacon pizza (Italian style), maple bacon Elvis donuts, bacon ice cream and chocolate bacon.
And the Great Bull Run is coming to the Texas Motorplex in Ennis on April 5th, 2014!
If you find it hard to believe that Texans will ACTUALLY run with bulls, you are not alone.
We didn’t buy it either until we checked out their website…
Brainless wonders will sprint down a quarter-mile track with twelve 1,000-pound bulls hot on their heels.
A MASSIVE tomato fight will follow, which is cool because it’ll mask the blood stains.
Did we mention these bulls run a 4-minute mile?
Yeah, so don’t come crying to us when you are gored and a bull is wearing you like an hors d’oeuvre…
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