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The Mavs are off.

And the Dallas Stars are on the road this weekend.

So you should catch some bad-ass roller derby instead.

In fact, today there’s a double-header between Assassination City Conspiracy and Dallas Derby Army of Darkness at the Fair Park Coliseum.

We’re talking hot chicks in short-shorts who could beat the bejeezus out of you.

Which is just how you like it, right?

Tickets start at 10 bucks.

We can help you find those here.

But if you’re going to hit on one of the derby-girls, borrow her helmet and pads first, just to be safe.

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