Are you watching this “Duck Dynasty” show on A&E?
It’s a show about guys who essentially became gazillionaires off of duck calls.
And it features some of the BEST quotes EVER.
They’re so good that they have their own Facebook page.
Check it out here.
For example: “Willie’s as wound up as a coon dog passing a peach seed.”
You can actually MEET the stars of “Duck Dynasty” tonight at the Choctaw Casino in Durant, Oklahoma.
You can find out more about that here.
Watch out, though.
You WILL start using lines like, “He’s fixin’ to hurt that bathroom.”
See if Julie attempts a duck call when you click on the Play button below:
Here’s a taste of the “Dynasty“: