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Joel Hodgson is going to be at the Texas Theatre Saturday night.

No wait, you DO care because Joel was the main guy on “Mystery Science Theater 3000” for YEARS!!

They’re going to watch the “Pod Person” episode (which is one of our all-time favorites!) and then Joel will be signing autographs and doing some stand-up.

You can get all the details here.

And do NOT start shouting out your OWN lines to the movie.

No one thinks you’re as funny as your stoner college friends…

We’ll think you’re funny, but only if you click that player below:

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