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Some comedy legends are heading to the Winspear Opera House this year!

First of all, Lily Tomlin will be there February 10th, and then Joan Rivers will be there March 10th.

In a PERFECT world, they would be here on the same night, and we could all go out for fried chicken and beer together!

But life is unfair…

Anyhow, you can look for those tickets right here.

Also, The Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan will be at the Winspear May 30th, and maybe he’ll explain why your dog hates you… because he does.

You know that, right?!

Click on that player below to hear more from Julie, The Hamster Whisperer:

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