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This might get kind of confusing.

So let us be clear about something.

IF you are all excited about getting that new “Girls of the Church 2013” Calendar, you are not going to get a calendar filled with Church ladies, smiling with their potluck casseroles.

The Church is actually what they call the Lizard Lounge on Sunday and Wednesday nights.

When it gets a little S&M-y.

And the calendar featuring the Ladies of Church will be the same.

With lots of leather and fishnets and the like.

They’re having a big party tomorrow night to celebrate the calendar’s release.

And you can get the details here.

But if you want ACTUAL church-ladies, then we guess you’ll just have to go to church.

Click on the Play button below, and don’t tell your wife:

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