The Dallas Safari Club is having their big annual shindig at the Dallas Convention Center this weekend.
For those of you who want to go on a safari.
Go get all the information you need about hunting big game.
We mean big BIG game.
Animals who might eat you if you don’t shoot them first.
You can get tickets here, if you still really want to go.
Why do you want to risk being eaten?
Jeez, just rent “Out of Africa” and get over it.
Click on the Play button below, or become lion food:
Here’s the “Out of Africa” trailer: