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Things are pretty quiet right now, with the holidays over and the New Year in full-swing…

But what are you gonna do THIS weekend?

Well, Bernadette Peters will be at the Bass Peformance Hall on Saturday!

She’s a big Broadway star now, but we’ll always love her for “The Jerk.”

Or, Viva Dallas Burlesque has a show at the Lakewood Theater tomorrow night featuring Burlesque Royalty!

You can find those tickets here.

Burlesque Royalty just refers to all the biggest names in dirty-dancing.

You KNOW those names?!

Hmm, that must’ve been an interesting conversation with your wife…

Click on that player below to see us do a sexy little number:

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