Are you one of those weirdos who wishes they could’ve lived back in Victorian times?

You realize people died from, like, nothing back then?

The oral hygiene was nonexistent, and they only bathed about once a week…

Anyhow, those of you who find that romantic can go see “A Christmas Carol” at the Kalita Humphries Theater, or you can maybe hit up the holiday celebration at Dallas Heritage Village this weekend.

They’re having the 41st Annual Candlelight so all the old houses will be decorated, and there will be carolers, carriage rides and hot chocolate!

Go here to get all the details.

Carriage rides sure, but pretty much everyone had lice back then and bed bugs the size of hamsters!

How is that romantic?!

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