Festivus is coming up on December 23rd!

It’s time to pull out the Festivus Pole and start airing the grievances.

Come on… it’s from “Seinfeld.”

You remember.

Anyhow, the Viva Dallas Burlesque girls heard this and, to them, it sounded like the PERFECT excuse to strip down to pasties and dance around!

They’re bringing the Festivus Follies to the Lakewood Theater this Friday night, and you can get tickets by going here.

And while you’re thinking about it, be sure to buy your tickets for the Dallas Winter Warmer coming up on the 15th.

It’s a beer tasting party and maybe we can get some burlesque girls to come!

Think they’d strip down to pasties and dance around for some beer?

Click the player below for pasties and beer:

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