He’s on stage one night only at the Winspear Opera House.
We haven’t even cleaned the Jack studio that much in a year.
If you’re short on hair, we’ve got a way for you to make a few extra thousand bucks.
The Jack Wagons will be out looking for bald dudes again tonight. [photogallerylink id=105179]
No, it’s not their fetish or something.
They’re just looking for contestants for Jack’s March Baldness.
They’ll be at the Main Event off South Stemmons in Lewisville so go say “HI!”
That’s if you’re not going to see Alec Baldwin at the Winspear Opera House tonight.
He isn’t bald but he was in Beetlejuice so that makes him an ace in our book.
You can look for those tickets here.
Say Beetlejuice 3 times fast: