There’s suddenly great news for men with paunches: Christina Hendricks says women love their men, even if they are a bit chunky.
Hendricks, who’s just been named Esquire magazine’s sexiest woman in the world, has a whole series of tips for men in the latest online edition.
Some of the most surprising are:
“If we’re in love with you, we love your body,” Esquire reports Hendricks as saying. “Your potbelly, everything. Even if you’re insecure about something, we love your body. You feel like you’re not this or that? We love your body. We embrace everything. Because it’s you.”
Hendricks goes on warn men never to complain about the friends of women, and to remember they’ll never forget about what you say about the bodies of other women.
“We will file the comment under ‘Women He Finds Attractive.’ ” Hendricks tells Esquire. “It’s not about whether or not we approve of the comment. It’s about learning what you think is sexy and how we might be able to convey it. It’s about keeping our man by knowing what he likes.”
And what’s more, Hendricks has some advice about booze and how to dress, all of which make perfect sense. Don’t wear tank tops in public, and order scotch.
“It’s the most impressive drink order. It’s classic. It’s sexy. Such a rich color. The glass, the smell. It’s not watered down with fruit juice. It’s Scotch. And you ordered it.”
And it might be time to kill that Facebook account. The world’s sexiest woman says men should have nothing to do with it.
“No man should be on Facebook. It’s an invasion of everyone’s privacy. I really cannot stand it.”
Lastly, it’s understandable that Hendricks would get a lot of ogling. And while she says it doesn’t insult her, or women in general, she does call it “infantile.”
“Which is ironic, isn’t it? The men who constantly stare at our breasts are never the men we’re attracted to.”
See the full interview at Esquire.com